5 Things you May Hear When Dating this Farm Girl…5 Things you Won’t!

5 Things you may hear when dating this Farm Girl…

  1. “Sooo, for date night…would you like to help me move pipe?”
  2. “I love you just about as much as the new tractor we just got…look at all the awesome gadgets on it!!”
  3. “Crap, I hate it when my pony tail gets dunked in the oil barrel; this hair thing is not conducive to working on equipment!”
  4. “Have you seen my rubber boots?”
  5. “Sorry I’m late! I was fueling up and got diesel all over me, then I got my rig stuck in the mud and just finally now I’m jumping in the shower. I’m hurrying!!”

5 Things you Won’t Hear this Farm Girl Say…

  1. “Wow I hate having to wear heels to work every day!”
  2. “I wish I could sit in a cubicle all day with no windows for work.”
  3. “I will get off work exactly at 5pm, so we can absolutely make plans!”
  4. “We can definitely go on vacation this summer, I love having summers free to do whatever I want.”
  5. “I would never live on the same property as my family; that would be way too close for me!”

Author: Nuttygrass

I'm a nut and grass farmer, EMT, Firefighter, and world traveler. I love a good laugh and a great adventure!

5 thoughts on “5 Things you May Hear When Dating this Farm Girl…5 Things you Won’t!”

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  2. hysterical! Time to shave your head!… again 🙂 These are also 10 reasons why Matt loves you.

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  3. Cant say i have dipped my pony tail in oil, but i frequently wonder where the oil came from when i discover it….

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  4. I cannot count how many times I have gotten hydraulic oil or grease in my hair…And my most recent first date had to push back 30 mins so I could finish my truck driving & have time to take a shower. 🙂 Love it!

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  5. Have you really dunked your hair in oil!? Haha, that made me laugh 🙂

    So true about the 5pm one too trying to make plans 🙂

    Love it!
    Erin G

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